I am suddenly imagining an alternate history in which Burke and Hare[1] are great heroes for having saved the world from the zombie menace.
There would probably be a Saturday morning cartoon featuring their exploits.
(Tangentially,
mrsoles posted a link to I Sell The Dead in
unhallowed_met, but I swear the B&H idea came to mind before looking at the site. Also, his The Resurrectionist sounds interesting.)
(Would you believe Firefox doesn't think "resurrectionist" is a word? I am shocked and saddened.)
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[1] Proactive resurrectionists, who decided that waiting around for someone to die and then digging him up was too much like work, and skipping the "waiting" and "digging" parts.
There would probably be a Saturday morning cartoon featuring their exploits.
(Tangentially,
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(Would you believe Firefox doesn't think "resurrectionist" is a word? I am shocked and saddened.)
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[1] Proactive resurrectionists, who decided that waiting around for someone to die and then digging him up was too much like work, and skipping the "waiting" and "digging" parts.