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MANMELTER 3600ZX
Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol
Featuring many of the latest ameliorations in Raygun Technology, it comes with Phlogiston cannisters, cleaning apparatus and wingdings, so that you may commence atomising Moon Soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience.
Be a Better Man with a Manmelter. Your wife may come back to you!*
*not covered under warranty...
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GOLIATHON 83
Infinity Beam Projector
The advantage with this trusty wave discharger is heft. In the unlikely (but statistically probable) event of its malfunction, it doubles as a wonderful cudgel. Brigands and ne'er do wells will cringe when the Goliathon is brandished at them. Of course, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 earth seconds, a handy implement to wield on all occasions.
On lower settings a quick zap will cook a Dodo egg to perfection.
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F.M.O.M. INDUSTRIES
Wave Disrupter Gun
Are you genetically pre-disposed to not wanting to blow your face to bits? Then, by crikey, this may not be the device for you - Try a kite!
But, if you're a man, then procure yourself FMOM's latest and greatest. Built from the exacting plans of the famed Dr. Grordbort, and reinforced with purest Tremontium, this little tiger will turn your foes to a slurry!
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...I want one. Not enough to pay the $700+, but I want one.
I shall gaze enchantedly at the models, and be glad the fake-weapons-for-geeks market has finally turned out something that's not designed for a Klingon or a Lich King.
Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol
Featuring many of the latest ameliorations in Raygun Technology, it comes with Phlogiston cannisters, cleaning apparatus and wingdings, so that you may commence atomising Moon Soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience.
Be a Better Man with a Manmelter. Your wife may come back to you!*
*not covered under warranty...
--------
GOLIATHON 83
Infinity Beam Projector
The advantage with this trusty wave discharger is heft. In the unlikely (but statistically probable) event of its malfunction, it doubles as a wonderful cudgel. Brigands and ne'er do wells will cringe when the Goliathon is brandished at them. Of course, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 earth seconds, a handy implement to wield on all occasions.
On lower settings a quick zap will cook a Dodo egg to perfection.
--------
F.M.O.M. INDUSTRIES
Wave Disrupter Gun
Are you genetically pre-disposed to not wanting to blow your face to bits? Then, by crikey, this may not be the device for you - Try a kite!
But, if you're a man, then procure yourself FMOM's latest and greatest. Built from the exacting plans of the famed Dr. Grordbort, and reinforced with purest Tremontium, this little tiger will turn your foes to a slurry!
========
...I want one. Not enough to pay the $700+, but I want one.
I shall gaze enchantedly at the models, and be glad the fake-weapons-for-geeks market has finally turned out something that's not designed for a Klingon or a Lich King.
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A friend of mine currently has more money than things to do with it. I wonder if I could convince him to swap the katana he's got on display with one of those. For his own sake, naturally...
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