I think this is the first comic strip I have ever put up at work.
It's not a funny one, but it's a true one. Here.
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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(middle name and current street name)
Kathleen Cooper.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
(Uhm... you're not going to believe this, but she was only *ever* referred to as "Grandma Moffatt" in my hearing and I am *so* not going through my Dad's old letters and birthdays cards right now.)
Ms. Bluewires.
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
F. Mof.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cat. (I think this one might be mislabelled. It really sounds like a pulp hero name generator.)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Kathleen Ottawa.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Mof Hen Tob or Mof Hen Ang, take your pick.
7. JEDI NAME:
(middle name spelled backwards)
Neelhtak.
8. PORN STAR NAME:
(first pet, street you grew up on)
Goldie First.
9. SUPERHERO NAME:
("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad has)
...but he's *dead*.
And "The Black Urn" just sounds like a pretty lame very obscure-culture-specific superhero.
It's not a funny one, but it's a true one. Here.
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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(middle name and current street name)
Kathleen Cooper.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
(Uhm... you're not going to believe this, but she was only *ever* referred to as "Grandma Moffatt" in my hearing and I am *so* not going through my Dad's old letters and birthdays cards right now.)
Ms. Bluewires.
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
F. Mof.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cat. (I think this one might be mislabelled. It really sounds like a pulp hero name generator.)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Kathleen Ottawa.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Mof Hen Tob or Mof Hen Ang, take your pick.
7. JEDI NAME:
(middle name spelled backwards)
Neelhtak.
8. PORN STAR NAME:
(first pet, street you grew up on)
Goldie First.
9. SUPERHERO NAME:
("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad has)
...but he's *dead*.
And "The Black Urn" just sounds like a pretty lame very obscure-culture-specific superhero.