Oh dear.

[torrain_circles]

Three Rings for the Elven Kings under the Sky,
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their Halls of Stone,
Nine for Mortal Men Doomed to Die,
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne,
...and one left over for Willow Foxblade, half-elven princess of Gondor with ankle-length auburn hair and a spitfire personality.

The trouble with trying to explain a Mary Sue to someone is that you tend to run across all sorts of interesting links.

And then you end up trying *really really hard* not to laugh so loudly that you're overheard. I think 143(d) is my favourite.

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Yeah. 143 d) is pretty awesome.

[dgg.livejournal.com]

Gee. Zus! Last time I saw that link (or something similar to it was way back in '98)

[amazon-syren.livejournal.com]

I just like the image of a ring-wraith weeping over Boromir's body to restore him to life.
It's the flowing black robes. It just works. ;-)